Cellular Chatterbox Prints

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I told you never to call me here."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

Social media messages

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."