Social Chatterbox Pillows

"We don't mind where we sit. We're only here to talk."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Social media messages

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Time for Tea

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'