Chat Room Chatter Pillows

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

Moses on the web

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Catroom.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Social Notworking

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'Are you in here tonight?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"We don't communicate any more..."

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

"This is the wine talking."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'Yes I know I'm a wrong number, but give me a chance, I might be the one...'

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'