Online Chatter Pillows

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

Twitter vs Threads

I'm going upstairs! Me too. I hate mom's book group. Talk about annoying chat rooms!

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

Social Notworking

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Time for tea and friendship.

Online Dating

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Technology and Love

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

Silver Surfer.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Zoom Wedding

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Catroom.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.