Cyber Chatter Pillows

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

Online Dating

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Social Notworking

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Are you in here tonight?'

Hot Line

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

Cyber Fight

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

"We don't communicate any more..."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

"This is the wine talking."

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

This call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes.

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."