Digital Chatter Pillows

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

'Let's go somewhere where we can text each other.'

'You skimmed my tweet.'

"This is Donald. Donald's a friend. Not a real friend-just a Facebook friend."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

Aluminium Henge

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."