Online Chatter Prints

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

Twitter vs Threads

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Time for tea and friendship.

Online Dating

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Technology and Love

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Silver Surfer.

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Zoom Wedding

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Catroom.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

We met online.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."