Online Chat Enthusiast Prints

'I'm leaving you Hector, I found a new best friend in the internet chat room.'

Woman on the phone.

Silver Surfer.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Catroom.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Internet Name Tags.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

"Don't retweet this, but..."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Hello, Patty!

'Fill 'er up!'

Internet Addict Anonymous

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"IRL sucks."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''