Online Chat Enthusiast Prints

'I'm leaving you Hector, I found a new best friend in the internet chat room.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Woman on the phone.

Silver Surfer.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Catroom.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Social Notworking

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

Internet Name Tags.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

Hello, Patty!

Internet Addict Anonymous

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"Don't retweet this, but..."

'Fill 'er up!'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"IRL sucks."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

'I and my Blog'