Internet Chat Prints

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."