Internet Communicator Prints

World wide web - Junk mail

'Well, I'm homeless, but I still have a Facebook page.'

Lynching on social media

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'How fast can you hype?'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

This Message Has No Content

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Textin’"

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Online Dating

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!