Internet Communicator Pillows

World wide web - Junk mail

Lynching on social media

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Moses on the web

This Message Has No Content

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Textin’"

"OMG, LOL!"

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"Did you get my tweet?"

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Online Dating

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"