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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

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"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Spam in Hell.

Woman on the phone.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

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'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob