Informal Communicator Pillows

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Hiding the electronics.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Mime marriage.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Just a little heads up!

"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Communication

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

Body Language - Hiss!

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."