Interpersonal Communicator Pillows

'With any young couple seeking marriage guidance I always begin with the concept of cognitive dissonance.'

"Any questions?"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Woman on the phone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Communication

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

"Should I announce my retirement before or after...."

"Do that thing where you leave."

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

'I'll make sure the boss hears your concerns.'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'