International Communicator Pillows

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

International Sign Language For...

'Press one for sanskrit...'

'No, I will not accept a collect call from Borneo.'

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

The next wave

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

Orator translates in many languages.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

Body Language - Hiss!

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'