Communicator Pillows

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!

"Before we start this project, I'd like to clarify what metaphors we'll be speaking in. Last time we used sports metaphors. How about using cooking metaphors?..."

'I feel like an idiot when I hear these economic experts talking...'

parrot can't stand small squawk

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Body Language - Hiss!

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Hashtags are so hard to do!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We evolved from asteroids"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Woman on the phone.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'