Communicator Gifts

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!

"Before we start this project, I'd like to clarify what metaphors we'll be speaking in. Last time we used sports metaphors. How about using cooking metaphors?..."

'I feel like an idiot when I hear these economic experts talking...'

parrot can't stand small squawk

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

It's a new invention called "language." It will revolutionize the communications industry!

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Body Language - Hiss!

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Hashtags are so hard to do!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."