Digital Communicator Gifts

'...how are you ever going to text.'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

'Has the jury tweeted a verdict?'

E-Mailing over the Garden Fence

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'I'm sorry but Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam on your laptop?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Two-Facedbook.

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

Technology continues to improve communication.

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

Some emails just can't be ignored.

'Yes, I said we needed to talk - but I certainly didn't mean face-to-face.'

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"Sure, Dad, I'll get right on my homework. Soon as I email Stacy, Oh, and I have to text Julie, Sara, and Toni. Oh, and I have to post today's pictures on my blog, and. . ."

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

'Dorothy, I have to tell you something important, I'll instant message you.'

Mail box has turned into an email center.

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

'The writing that used to be on the wall is on the internet now.'

'You'll have to excuse me. I'm not used to talking to people, in real-time, without using a mobile device.'

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

'No, I'm not coming down for dinner! Didn't you read my Blog?'

Social Network Surprise Party.

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"Give me your email address, and I'll send you my newsletter."

'Your mother and I would give up our lives for you, sell our souls for you, but we would laugh like insane clowns if youwere to seriously ask for a smartphone, so there you have the boundaries of our love in the clearest terms.'

Joan was failing in her attempts to curb Ken's enthusiasm for e-mail.

'It's not encryption software. His emails are just that incoherent.'