Direct Communicator Gifts

'I'm glad you are up front with me Frank, but not so much that you are in my face.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

The next wave

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"