Indirect Communicators Gifts

Passive-aggressive street signs

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Hiding the electronics.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Don't even think about it."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

~ S.O.S.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Body Language - Hiss!

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

Pets. Pets are like toys, only more interactive.

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

The Theatre of Mime.

It's a new invention called "language." It will revolutionize the communications industry!