Traditional Communicator Gifts

'I'm a little confused Dear, am I supposed to be actioning the post of posting an action?'

"Mon doesn't tweet. She says that 140 characters always seems like the office picnic!"

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

"Must you spend all your time talking with your friends?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Woman on the phone.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Letter writing lady.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"All those in favor Retweet."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

First O.M.G. church.

Modern Communications

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'