Talkative Communicator Gifts

Woman on the phone.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Communication

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Body Language - Hiss!

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

It's a new invention called "language." It will revolutionize the communications industry!

Pets. Pets are like toys, only more interactive.

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'

"Do you play?"