Talkative Types Gifts

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

'You come in here giving it all that.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Dialogue

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'I was told to inform all of our customers that there is a two dollar charge for chit chat with tellers.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"Your ear and mouth are costing me an arm and leg!"

'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

'Unfortunately he talked the walk instead of walking the walk, so I left him.'

'When another barber cuts your hair, who does the talking?'

Long delays likely.

Chatterbox Podium

"Oh, you know the type: hyper-articulate, but 100% content-free!"

The really really large intestine.