Talkative Spirit Gifts

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Dialogue

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"Well, Carmen, I must go now... Some of us are working on St. Peter's new gate. It's a lot bigger these days...with more people coming through... You know...because everyone's putting in good words...for everyone still down here..."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

'I was told to inform all of our customers that there is a two dollar charge for chit chat with tellers.'

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'