Talkative Souls Gifts

"Yak, yak, yak?"

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

The Artist

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Dialogue

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

It's the thought that counts!

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"They're both in telemarketing."

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

Flying carpets: new and used.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"Bark like nobody's listening."

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

'I was told to inform all of our customers that there is a two dollar charge for chit chat with tellers.'

"Your ear and mouth are costing me an arm and leg!"