Talkative Souls Mugs

"Yak, yak, yak?"

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

The Artist

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Woman on the phone.

Dialogue

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

It's the thought that counts!

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

"They're both in telemarketing."

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Flying carpets: new and used.

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"Bark like nobody's listening."

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'I was told to inform all of our customers that there is a two dollar charge for chit chat with tellers.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."