Talkative Friend Mugs

'Say-you don't suppose she LIVES in there?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Communication

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Arabian Nights.

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

Getting together to chew the fat.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'Great lunch box.'

'We're rich! We're rich! My mum's got goldstones!'

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"