Talkativeness Mugs

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Men gossiping

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Dialogue

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

You can't get what up

"Water cooler talk stations."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication