Chatty Communicator Gifts

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Communication

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

'Do you come here often?'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Social media messages

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

Getting together to chew the fat.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."