Chatty Texter Gifts

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

Moo Out Loud

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

WTF?

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'Do you come here often?'

OMG.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.