Chatty Texter Pillows

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Moo Out Loud

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

WTF?

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Do you come here often?'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

OMG.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.