Friendly Tweeter Pillows

Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Follow God On Twitter

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

Communication

"#skydiving"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Online Dating

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."

"Wow, the gossip is that these guys are not mere birdwatchers, they're professional ornithologists here to study us! What an honour!"

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

Personal Air Bag.

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

Retweet