Friendly Tweeter Gifts

Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Follow God On Twitter

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

Communication

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

"#skydiving"

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Online Dating

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

"Wow, the gossip is that these guys are not mere birdwatchers, they're professional ornithologists here to study us! What an honour!"

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

Personal Air Bag.

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."

Musk Musk Musk

"Block robocall number...text friend...block robocall number..."

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

Retweet

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"