Youthful Tweeter Gifts

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Multi-Generational Books

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Follow God On Twitter

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

Tweet

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."

The twittering president.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."