Tweet Tweeters Gifts

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Ornithologist

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Twitter Prison

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"#skydiving"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'