Enlightened Tweeter Gifts

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

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"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Care for an oxymoron?"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Third eye

"#skydiving"

Voltaire.

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."

The late bird orders a take away.

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

I Tweet, Therefore I am.

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

Retweet

Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'