Enlightened Tweeter Pillows

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Follow God On Twitter

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Care for an oxymoron?"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Third eye

"#skydiving"

Voltaire.

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."

The late bird orders a take away.

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

I Tweet, Therefore I am.

Musk Musk Musk

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

Retweet

Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.

"No, I don't believe your teacher said you could stay home while she live tweets today's lessons."

Hey boss, you asked to see me? Yes, I want to know why you haven't carried out my orders yet. What orders? I tweeted them last night at 3 a.m. Everyone knows Twitter proclamations are now to be taken as official policy. Except when I'm just joking. What? But that's confusing. You mean I'm keeping you on your toes. Now go deliver a cease and desist notice to that lemonade-stand kid outside.

Graduates leave with lightbulbs above their heads.

'You're not blogging, twittering, or any other 'ing' are you?'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

Will tweet you a merry little Xmas.