Serial Tweeter Pillows

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Follow God On Twitter

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Bummer Time Streaming

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"#skydiving"

You finished Netflix

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"They went together, doctor!"

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

"I thought you gave up TV."

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'

The late bird orders a take away.

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."