Tidal Tweeters Pillows

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

"Houston, we have a problem."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Another nice wave.'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

World crisis

High tide.

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

"#skydiving"

"My turn."

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

Why the moon hates the beach.

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

"I think I see some eggs in here."

The late bird orders a take away.

"Welcome to the panel of wave and tidal experts."

"March 177th? Already?!"

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.

"I find you in contempt for consistently referring to me as 'Your Highness'."

The sea angler likes to dig his own bait whenever possible...and to learn at first hand the intricacies of the tides and currents.

"No, I don't believe your teacher said you could stay home while she live tweets today's lessons."

"I'm getting married and I need something borrowed."

Hey boss, you asked to see me? Yes, I want to know why you haven't carried out my orders yet. What orders? I tweeted them last night at 3 a.m. Everyone knows Twitter proclamations are now to be taken as official policy. Except when I'm just joking. What? But that's confusing. You mean I'm keeping you on your toes. Now go deliver a cease and desist notice to that lemonade-stand kid outside.

GPS recalculating

Will tweet you a merry little Xmas.

"Dammit, Louie! Can't you read a @$% tide chart!?"