Tone Tweaker Pillows

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Amateur singers

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"