Thermostat Tweaker Pillows

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

"March 177th? Already?!"

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

"I forgot to turn the thermostat up."

'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'

'Look at it this way Sylvia - I'm at a Bar Mitzvah without the Mitzvah.'

"I find you in contempt for consistently referring to me as 'Your Highness'."

"Alright to tweak the central heating down a notch dear?"

Hot & Cold