Gene Tweaker Pillows

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

Professor...what are you doing?

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

New, Improved Cat

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

'Hi dear - how was your day at the genlab?'

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

'Who's your Daddy?'

Recombinant DNA Lab.