Tech-savvy Tweeter Pillows

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Knights of the iPhone

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."