Tech-savvy Tweeter Pillows

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

'You're not blogging, twittering, or any other 'ing' are you?'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

I've always been slower than computers...

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Noah posted his first tweet.

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Knights of the iPhone