Tech-savvy Communicator Pillows

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'When I said I like face to face meetings, I meant on Skype.'

Man video conferencing - "Shall we all meet up after this?"

'I have to tell you something important. I'll send an email.'

'That's the beauty of modern technology, it helps us to communicate with each other!'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'Email, fax, phone, text or courier?'

'My teenage daughter!'

"Turn your microphone off, Brian."

Text messaging to son in bathroom.

"It's a hour since I looked at my phone and nobody has rung to say they are missing me."

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

"Mom, Dad, this is Ryan. From now he'll be managing all of my emoji and GIF responses in your ridiculously long family text message threads."

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

Shark SMS Text

"I find it difficult to express my emojis."

Meanwhile in the emoji design department...

Ipod Sign Language.

"For my report 'The Lost Art of Conversation', see my tweet or download my PDF."

"Where's your phone, Johnny? I'm texting you about the birds and the bees."

"You know the old saying: Never bring a stapler to a Twitter fight."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"The date was confusing. We both had the same text and email alert noises."

"Harlan is so old-fashioned! He proposed by e-mail instead of text or tweet."

'As a DSE user, you're at risk of ULD, such as RSI...'

'A swift one after work? Sure, where are you?.'

"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'Dr. Brugman will text you now...'

'I can remember before e-mails when it would take me twice as long to waste half as much of their time.'

Office Duel - Take twenty paces and text 'bang'. Whoever's phone rings first is dead.

"At least they're communicating."