Tech-savvy Presenter Pillows

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

21st century water cooler conversations.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

I've always been slower than computers...

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Noah posted his first tweet.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

"Buy my data $20"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means