Tech-savvy Humorist Pillows

"We wanted patients to experience the human face of IT"

"Oh, we used to use a crystal ball, but hacking into your credit files is much more informative!"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'I was built by texters.'

"So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"

'When we finish installing fibre optic cables, we will be able to transmit error messages to your computer thousands of time faster.'

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"That's it, now press, send."

E-Bahgum Mail

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

Domestic Spying.

"Talk faster. I'm on a land line and I have the feeling we'll soon be disconnected."

'Not even a single letter. I told you you should switch to e-mail and texting.'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

Please type in your pin number...

'When I'm finished with you would you like me to update your status?'

"I'm sure there's more to the grievance procedure than sending increasingly angry emojis. . .""

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

'Remember the good old days when people use to write each other emails?'

Birds sitting on aerial, one says to the other; 'I hear they're going to cable.'

"Scientists have now confirmed the human body is phasing out the vocal cords, due to texting and other nonverbal means of communication."

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Angela would go on to start a new meme sub-genre called 'meme-ograms.'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"Here you are- I've been all over the Internet looking for you."

"Will that keep out the bugs, Miss?"

"We're not laying you off, Wilson, but we are going to store you in the cloud for a bit."

I think I'm being cyber stalked.

"Our hacker is asking for feedback!"