Cyber-savvy Humorist Pillows

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Terry had a computer bug.

'My dog ate my computer.'

Hardware and software

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

I've always been slower than computers...

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Facebook For Dogs.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."