Tech-savvy Humorist Mugs

"We wanted patients to experience the human face of IT"

"Oh, we used to use a crystal ball, but hacking into your credit files is much more informative!"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good."

'I was built by texters.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"

'When we finish installing fibre optic cables, we will be able to transmit error messages to your computer thousands of time faster.'

'No offense, Frank, but your Facebook posts are getting repetitive.'

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

E-Bahgum Mail

'The Pilgrims sailed their iShips to the New World and docked at the eBay.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"That's it, now press, send."

Domestic Spying.

'When I'm finished with you would you like me to update your status?'

"Talk faster. I'm on a land line and I have the feeling we'll soon be disconnected."

Stop And Search Engine

Please type in your pin number...

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

'Not even a single letter. I told you you should switch to e-mail and texting.'

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

"Scientists have now confirmed the human body is phasing out the vocal cords, due to texting and other nonverbal means of communication."

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

Birds sitting on aerial, one says to the other; 'I hear they're going to cable.'

'Remember the good old days when people use to write each other emails?'

Angela would go on to start a new meme sub-genre called 'meme-ograms.'

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

"I'm sure there's more to the grievance procedure than sending increasingly angry emojis. . .""

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Wait till you see our solar panel.'

"Here you are- I've been all over the Internet looking for you."

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'