Tech-reliant Presenter Pillows

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

I've always been slower than computers...

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Noah posted his first tweet.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"Buy my data $20"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!