Tech-reliant Presenter Gifts

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'Universal remote, my eye!'

CIA Espionage

"Buy my data $20"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"